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Jesus Christ card by OdaNobonaga Jesus Christ card by OdaNobonaga
This card may not be Normal Summoned or Set. This card may not be Special Summoned, except by removing Light monsters from your graveyard with a combined level equal to or greater than 10. When this card would be sent to the Graveyard, remove it from play instead. On your third turn after this card was removed from play, you may Special Summon it to your side of the field. If there is no room on your side of the field, destroy all cards on the field.

This card is to spite (smite?) those people who say I blind myself with the Bible and use my 'age as a crutch'. TAKE THAT, HATERS! XD
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:icontalongrasp:
Talongrasp Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Student General Artist
I get the 3rd turn reff. IT's to him rising on the 3rd day. XD Well played, my friend Well played. ^w^
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Meowmeowmeow21 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
Boo-yah, check out mine! [link]
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:icontychotma-1:
TychoTMA-1 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is a great Yugioh card! Jesus might not have to attack, but the card acually makes sense! And dude, never let anyone get you down about your religion or how much you practice it. CHRISTIANS UNITE!!!
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barrybon Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2011  Professional Artist
i think its awesome and im a follower of christ he wount mind in this case you did good :D
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:iconfrozenberry:
frozenBerry Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2011
:D thats such a great idea ^^ well done! nice that there is standing "God Almighty" at the bottom n__n
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:iconthatnejiguy:
ThatNejiguy Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010
heheheheh..pretty good.
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:icondas3491:
das3491 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010
coooooooooooooool!
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:iconemmanuell-darkside:
emmanuell-darkside Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010  Student Writer
Very good! But I thought that it was unlimited power and stars... or wait that's God?
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:iconmcb0193:
mcb0193 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010  Student Writer
I think He should have no attack (Jesus doesn't kill), but His defense should be infinity.
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2010
Eh, I personally dislike giving cards infinite anything. You have a point as to the attack, but still: just because he didn't appear as the literal savior from Roman oppression that the Jews thought he would (leading an army against Rome and liberating the Jews) doesn't mean that he couldn't have done such a martial feat if he had wished. In other words, his use of restraint shouldn't be taken for lack of potential.

To be really blunt though, I'm just too lazy to go back and change it! XD
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shadowyfox1 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
but :iconbuddyjesusplz: and :icongayjesusplz: o~o
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010
...but what? What are you talking about?
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:iconshadowyfox1:
shadowyfox1 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
but buddy jesus and gay jesus. its gonna hafta have more than one version XD
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
Eh. I wouldn't go so far as to blastpheme. I am a Christian after all.
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:iconshadowyfox1:
shadowyfox1 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
i see. blasphemy.
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:iconlepricaun:
lepricaun Featured By Owner May 30, 2009
Trap Card: Crucifixion
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2009
XD
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:iconevertide:
Evertide Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2009   Writer
XD Oh man, a ticket to Hell has never been so awesome.
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009
XDDD
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:iconevertide:
Evertide Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009   Writer
Of course, now you have to make more Bible cards. My suggestion: do The Serpent!

Also, I love your signature, but if you want a bit of constructive criticism, his last name was spelled "Nobunaga."
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2009
Negative, Red Rider! There are varying translations. The only reason "Nobunaga" is the more common spelling is because, as I recall, that's the way they spell it in Dynasty Warriors. That, however, is not how I learned the name.
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:iconevertide:
Evertide Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2009   Writer
Huh...I've only ever seen it spelled with a u...well, I learned something today.
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:iconhyperzergling:
HyperZergling Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009
He shouldn't have any ATK.
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
...Just because He never killed anyone while He was on earth doesn't mean He couldn't. It just shows His restraint. Besides, legions of angels...tearing curtains in half with His mind...He is, after all, all powerful.
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HyperZergling Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
Nonetheless...

However, it doesn't really matter, since I'm atheist anyway.
I don't want to get into a hateful argument, so I won't say anything else.
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
You know what, thank you for saying that. I appreciate your wishes to avoid such an argument.
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:iconhyperzergling:
HyperZergling Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2009
No problem: I'll admit, I am very atheist.
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:iconultamattx:
UltaMattX Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009
Awesome, I gotta get one of those in my deck.
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Karosu-Maker Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2009
I usually think is stupid that thing of create cards with anime characters and that kind of thing, but this is actually funny!! =D I love it!!
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2009
Thanks!
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nailthehedgehog Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DUDE.
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
:iconindeedplz:
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:icondexantares:
DexAntares Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
Dude! You turned blasphemy into a children's card game! That's awesome!! :D
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
XDDD

I don't think God would mind: I made him powerful enough, didn't I? :D
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:icondexantares:
DexAntares Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
It's not God that worries me. It's UDE =_=;
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
UDE?
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:icondexantares:
DexAntares Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
Upper Deck Entertainment. The now defunct manufacturers of the game. Konami's taking over now. Or somethin'. I dunno.
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:iconodanobonaga:
OdaNobonaga Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
*shrugs* I don't really care who makes 'em anymore: they keep cranking them out, I laugh at their overly epic description of the weakest monsters out there, and I make parodies. All in a day's work! XD
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
:Chuckles: The uproar among us fans is that with UDE out of the picture, organized tournaments have stopped, which means the little mom & pop card shops aren't getting the spiffy promotional products. The fans are kinda miffed about that. We're hoping it won't result in the downfall of the game. So much good sutff has yet to be bought out... but you don't wanna hear this boring crap...
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